Who would even—what?…Why…?

Some great zingers that accompanied this photo:

At the airport they make her take off her shoes to do a cavity search.

They have to get all down in her grill ‘n shit.

it comes in gold and platinum teeth…The Queen La-Teephes

4 out of 5 dentists recommend these shoes.

(Source: tosh.comedycentral.com)

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